I just tell jokes. I talk about myself, growing up as a Latino-American who everyone thinks is Jewish, and anything from how dolphins are assholes to how popcorn can kill you.
Past Clients
The Edge Comedy Club, Chicago IL
Kitty Moon, Chicago IL
Silvie's, Chicago IL
Pressure Cafe, Chicago IL
Zanies, Chicago, IL
Cigars and Stripes, Berwyn IL
Shubas, Chicago IL
Columbia College Chicago
University of Illinois Chicago
Depaul University
Dave Odd, (owner of Edge Comedy Club)
Sharod Smith, (Columbia College)
Matt Lash, (Deal or No Deal)
Technical Requirements
A mic and a speaker
Additional Skills
I skateboard, and do SOME magic, but it's mostly to impress girls and steal peoples money.